Trash BagsI signed up for a one-day pottery class nearby a while ago and when I checked the fine print it read “Due to the situation with covid, we…Sep 11, 2021Sep 11, 2021
Working at the Haunted CarwashOf all the trends I have seen in my life, the haunted carwash is by far the one with the most untapped potential. The kernel is so sweet…Nov 3, 2020Nov 3, 2020
Don’t Tread on MeAt ninety minutes, Tread is shorter than its subject, which is a two hour and seventeen minute confrontation by armored bulldozer on the…May 23, 20201May 23, 20201
Labradoodle PersonIt’s difficult to empathize with someone who claims to have no regrets, in the same way it’s hard to trust someone who does things just…Oct 14, 2019Oct 14, 2019
Take This One Weird Quiz and We’ll Tell You If We’ll Hire YouPeople don’t really like to talk about how they got their jobs. If you ask strangers, you’ll see what I mean. What comes up often is “I…Dec 1, 20182Dec 1, 20182
Avocado-re-miHistorically, the avocado was called an ‘alligator pear,’ a ‘butter pear,’ and ‘ahuacatl,’ or ‘testicle.’ If you have glanced at even one…Sep 22, 2018Sep 22, 2018
Golden StateIn 1976, Rocky, Carrie and Logan’s Run came out and in Sacramento, ten women were raped when their homes were broken into by the same man…May 10, 2018May 10, 2018
An Alternative 36 Hours in Metro DetroitI would love to open this article with a story about the great things I found at a thrift store in revitalized downtown Detroit. I would…Apr 16, 2018Apr 16, 2018
Going On RidesWhen I was a teenager, a teacher at my school was disciplined over an inappropriate (sexual, romantic) relationship with a student. It was…Dec 7, 2017Dec 7, 2017
In Santiago, Chile, dinner hours are eight to eleven.“Everything will be closed on Sunday because of the election.”Nov 30, 2017Nov 30, 2017
